Surviving the office party

“What are your tips for surviving this year’s office Christmas party?”
– Yahoo! Answers team.
Christmas parties can be as exciting as they can be excruciating. So whether you’re a virgin or veteran, a few tips and tricks are essential for successfully navigating this year office Christmas party to avoid the walk of shame into the office the next day. The Yahoo! Answers team wants to know: what are yours?
Looking at the answers so far, you guys have some very creative techniques:
“Despite being a drinker myself, my way to to drive there, with the aim of driving back. And the best way where possible is to promise to give others lifts.
That way, you can have one drink, and avoid drinking any more as most people will respect that. And the morons what do not, are not worth your time anyway.”
- Captain Starkiller
By contrast NJ F has a less exciting suggestion:
“The secret is not to go in the first place. Think about it. The only thing you all have in common is work, so you end up talking about it all night. The only time you stop talking about it is when the drinking effects kick-in, and that is when the trouble starts. So, make your excuses and go instead for a great night out with your real friends.”
- NJ F
User Léonie T is less worried about the party’s attendee’s but the impact on the environment. Luckily, she has some solutions:
“Use biodegradable party ware, cups, plates, decorations, and then you only have to deal with your hangover, not the world’s hangover from all that plastic rubbish that never disappears. Like Ecomyparty or Partylikethereisatomorrow.”
- Léonie T
Finally in this somewhat light hearted topic, let’s end with a quote from a serious tome: the good Lord’s book:
“The Bible with its enormous experience says: He who loves danger will perish in it. Conclusion: keep your limits in drinking or avoid going to the office party. It’s easier said than done! But that’s it!”
- Guillem T
So whether you opt to drive and stay sober, keep it eco or avoid attending in the first place, we hope you have a good and embarrassment-free office party this year.
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